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Author Topic: The times, they are a'changing...  (Read 2224 times)
marksherwood
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« on: October 11, 2008, 05:32:40 AM »

Nothing to do with NLP, but this tickled me...

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1940's, 50's, 60's and 70?s!


First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.


Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.


We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.


As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.


We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.


Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Nandos.


Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.


We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......


WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.


No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.��


We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.


We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY,
no video/dvd films,
no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents.



Only girls had pierced ears!



We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.



You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...



We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,



We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!



RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on
MERIT



Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bullies�always ruled the playground at school.





The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!



Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'




We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!




And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!


You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.


And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.





PS -The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 01:56:55 PM »

I remember some of that - not that I'm giving my age away or anything!  Just came back from a lovely English village where I spent some of my childhood and some of the old days live on.  Yesterday I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and popped into a 13 century church to kill some time and then I noticed it didn't have any central heating! - how do they cope?

Hope the type is big enough for you to read!

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 02:22:18 AM »

            yeah how do they cope? I think you  must answer this question.,



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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 04:40:31 AM »

Mark I love it lol  Grin


I live in a remote area in Scotland. Just the children, the two cats n lil ole me here. There is no noise from cars, no street lights that line our track, no telephone box or a post box close by.

Its like the good ole days in a lot of respects. In my garage we have some gas heaters in case we get snowed in and lose power. By my front door there are welly boots and torches, and both upstairs and down there are candles in drawers with a lighter next to them in case the electricity goes. And it goes frequently.

In our drawing room we have several shelves in one of the book cases full of board games and a pack of three of playing cards. During the winter months i have to always ensure i have enough food in the house to feed us if we become shut off for a week due to heavy snow fall..

The children love it  Grin We get excited about being stranded, to us that means board games by candle light, grabbing the quilts and pillows and snuggling together in one room to keep warm, cooking by lpg gas. Its incredibly romantic in many ways.

we are surrounded by farm land, sheep & cows graze right next to my garage. There is so much land to explore, sheep to chase when they escape and cows to run from if they are moody. There is the gravel track to skid your bike on and tweezers to dig out stones in cuts. It dont matter if your bleeding as long as it dont drip onto the carpet lol.

Recently several friends came here for a weekend, and one mentioned that if someone had a serious accident here, what is the call. I said well if its one of the children, i can get them intot he car and drive to the hospital, which is some distance away, as a ambulance would never find me here. If its me, well then the children know how to call emergency services and that one would need to go down the track and show a ambulance where we are. if its a fire, then basically you would get the sausgaes out and feed yourself whilst the house burnt down lol.

Most children of today, live with small garden to attempt to explore, here we have the countryside.

I have often asked both of my children would they have preferred licing in a town, where evrything is more local to them, and both of them love it up here. I am sure once they both hit the later teenage years they might feel more isolated, though we often have friends over and they frequently have pyjama parties, and all of their friends love coming here and the freedom to roam and explore.

Most children these days dont have the luxury of being able to use their creativity. I love watching mine climb the fences into fields, running around with kites, playing badminton or tennis or football in the same fields with sheep. Its often hilarious.

Most children anda lot of adults have never seen a lamb being born in a field, and how it takes its first steps, and how lambs wag their tails when feeding from their mothers.

There is no fish and chip shop, no kfc, no burger king.. There is good ole home cooking each night.
Drinking from the grden hose is a normal practice when water fighting in the garden.
The closest shops are 7 miles away and you dont just pop out for something.
There is no pizza delivery, we have to do our own.
Here is good ole fashioned cooked breakfast, with white doorstopper toast and butter..

If you have a chocolate bar you share, if you have a bottle of pop you share and to us germs shared means we are protected more rather then put at risk.

Mobile phones is when you have a signal, depending on how low the clouds are, the same with sky tv and the internet. Once the clouds are lower then us we lose recpetion on most things.. Ironically when we are int he sky (due to living on high ground) we lose sky lol.
When the cows lay down its going to rain. When there is snow on the mountain across the way, its coming for us next.

So to answer the question about central heating, when its cold and we have no electric and no heating, we use jumpers, and socks and quilts and we snuggle. We shut down half the house and live in as few rooms as possible to keep what heat we can make in confined areas.
Its amazing what heat two children, two cats and lil ole me can make when we are sat playing board games and kicking each others butts at cards.

Life is good  Grin

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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 04:45:20 AM »

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Job Description

 

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

 

POSITION:

* Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma

* Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

 

JOB DESCRIPTION:

* Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.  Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.

* Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!  Travel expenses not reimbursed.

* Extensive courier duties also required.

 

RESPONSIBILITIES:

* The rest of your life.

* Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.

* Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.

* Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.

* Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.

* Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.

* Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.

* Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.

* Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.

* Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.

* Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.

* Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

 

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:

* None.  Your job is to remaining the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

 

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

 * None required unfortunately.  On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

 

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:

* Get this!  You pay them!  Offering frequent raises and bonuses.  A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.

* When you die, you give them whatever is left.

* The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

 

BENEFITS:

* While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

 

Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do... or forward, with love, to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

 

AND A FOOTNOTE...

 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT  --  EVER!!!
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